Hook

mee (Who is that guy?)

(11 Jan 2006)
Words and Music by Howard Scott

Look at Me! I’m Smee!
Words and Music by Howard Scott

When Capt Hook found me
I was just a shell of a man
I was just a second hand.... cook.

But now, I know, that I’m more
I’m more than that man
I’m Hook’s second left hand...

I’m the first mate on a pirate ship!
A party boat where all the guests are hip!
We’ve got a crow’s nest and a topdeck, too
And we’re known as the ravangers of Timbuktu, and...

I’m the pirate in charge of Hook’s Party Barge... Look at me! (Who is that guy?) I’m Smee!

Hook is always working on a plan
Trying to kill that Peter Pan.
He’s dropped bombs and an anchor but missed
And Pan is still at the top of his list, and...

I'm the man with the plan, I’ll do it if I can... Look at me! (Who is that guy?) I’m Smee!

He’s got this ship, a belly of a beast
And I’m the one who cooks his pirate feast
He’s smarter than Nemo and meaner than Bligh,
But if you ask me, he’s a really nice guy, and

Hook’s the man with the boat, without me, it won't float... Look at me! (Who is that guy?) I’m Smee!

Dr. Evil had his Mini Me; Hook has me... (Who is that guy?) I’m Smee!

What can I do that Hook can’t do? I can count to ten!

Notes: Howard (not at his best- right on the edge of a cold) and GarageBand again. This one was written for the MIller Magnet Middle School presentation of Peter Pan. See also: Hook, Without Shadow.